The US Top 10

Well here we go, let's see who's "tearing up the charts" on our end of the world.

10. Britney Spears "Womanizer"
Another week in the top 10 for Ms. Spears. Well done, young scout.

9. Ne-Yo "Miss Independent"
*Snores*

8. Kanye West "Love Lockdown"
A bit of an odd record but as rap/hip-hop goes, it's a bit more credible than, say, Soulja Boy.

7. Katy Perry "Hot 'N Cold"
Has no one tired of this song yet?

6. Beyonce "If I Were A Boy"
Well you're not a boy, so stop banging on about it and close your mouth.

5. T.I. "Whatever You Like"
Apparently this song is still making the rounds.

4. Lady GaGa "Just Dance"
A BRILLIANT ELECTROPOP TRACK (by someone other than Britney) HAS BROKEN THE US TOP TEN. PLANET EXPLODES.

3. Britney Spears "Circus"
Considering her MTV documentary didn't exactly interest as many people as expected, and she was a bit of a bore to watch when she performed on The X-Factor and Good Morning America, it is very good for Ms. Spears that "Circus", which is a very very good song, is her second top ten hit from the new album, and that the album itself has gone to number 1. If Blackout had made it to number 1 last year then she would have had herself a nice record of six consecutive number 1 albums, but we all know how that fiasco went down (too busy flashing her naked beaver for the paps; priorities, people) so the world will have to just settle for five non-consecutive number 1 albums.

2. Beyonce "Single Ladies (Put A Ring on It)"
Rubbish.

1. T.I. featuring Rihanna "Live Your Life"
Just gets more and more obnoxious with each passing moment.

The general consensus of this week's top 10? Better than previous top 10s, considering as a standard Americans tend to have quite shit taste in music. OF COURSE WE COULD DO WITH A LITTLE LESS BEYONCE IN THE TOP TEN but you win some, you lose some.