Remember when I threw a fit about the Grammys? That was only two or three days ago. That should still be fresh in our minds. I decided that since clearly the music industry's "highest honor" is a complete joke, I'm going to make my own Grammy nominees. A-here we go.
Album of the Year:
Goldfrapp, Seventh Tree
Robyn, Robyn
Hercules and Love Affair, Hercules and Love Affair
Radiohead, In Rainbows
Record of the Year:
M.I.A., "Paper Planes"
MGMT, "Electric Feel"
Kings of Leon, "Sex On Fire"
Goldfrapp, "A&E"
Best New Artist:
Vampire Weekend
MGMT
Hercules and Love Affair
Sam Sparro
There. How's that? Keep it nice and simple, as opposed to all these awards shows that are fourteen hours long and feature such useless categories as "Best Smelling Recording Studio" or "Best Trannie Impersonation By a Pussycat Doll". Oh and I almost forgot one new category that I suggested the Academy add to the roster...
Worst Song By Aging Hyena That Needs to Retire:
Madonna, all of Hard Candy
And maybe Christina Aguilera's new "greatest hits" (heh, yeah right) CD, just for shits and giggles.
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