Run away.

Cascada, anyone?

Sure, we'll give it to them that "Everytime We Touch" is one of the more catchier (in a completely guilty sense) dance-pop tunes of the past few years. Only problem is they failed to record anything else that did not sound like a carbon copy of the aforementioned single. So now Cascada are back and have reached the top of the UK charts with their latest track. Viewers, it is not a pretty sight.



When you hear her singing "Evacuate the dancefloor", you'll be saying "With pleasure" once you've managed to stomach even half a minute of this. The Cascada woman mentioned in a recent interview "We have definitely developed the Cascada sound. With 'Evacuate The Dancefloor', we've taken all we learnt over the last few years and moved on. It's refreshing and fun". Right, and Mariah Carey holds a PhD in philosophy. So "devleoping the Cascada sound" goes from releasing fifty singles that mine the same faux-trance beat to recycling every element of a Lady Gaga song.

Even more hilarious is Cascada woman's claim that "People's jaws are going to hit the floor when they hear it". She does have a point. Jaws might hit the floor, but I imagine it would be from total disgust.